MrsChairmanMeow

This goddamn tablet will be the death of me. 
    I swear if I have to redo another line on the leg of this chick because the pen is just too sensitive to my naturally shaky hands, I'm gonna loose my shit.
    I have to have the smoothing turned up to 100 on Flash and can't use the pen pressure or regular brush because the line will be too damn wiggly. 
    This tablet's new name is Lucy, as in Lucifer.
    It will kill me and I will come back and haunt it until it's little circuit decide to malfunction on their own to end its futile existence.
    I JUST WANT SMOOTH LINE ART!
    You were supposed to help; you were supposed to be my friend.
    YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
    You betrayed me and took all I had.
    My shaking hands could not keep you from shaking as well and I'm sorry.
    And all the smoothing and zooming out cannot fix this internal problem we both share.
    I was beginning to love.
    I was learning.
    I could see a bright future were the both of us would paint a new world of wonder.
    But you took it all away!
    I tried to maintain harmony between us,
    but my though are veering towards circuit slaughter. 
    We may never be whole again.
    I hate that I still love you,
    That I still need you,
    But I have no other choice.
    I must use you.
This tablet is ruining my sanity.